Idyllic and Over
TweetI want to write about our mind-popping trip to Disneyland, really I do. Much to share, there is. But now I’m back and there’s life and I’d rather write about what we’re doing now but I feel...
View ArticleThoughts on a Flat Back
TweetSince my back’s been bad, I’ve spent a lot of time alone. Alone with my bed. Alone with my thoughts. Alone with my current choice of natural deodorant. I’ve sworn off aluminum in an attempt to...
View ArticleInto the Drink
TweetGuess who swam across a lake at 7:00 this morning and now has algae-looking stuff in unmentionable places? Not naming names. Follow my eyes. I’ve been casually training for a triathlon I’m not...
View ArticleBlood in a Baggie
TweetSometimes the red tape involved with medical care baffles me, especially when you see more than one provider at once. Last week, my naturopath told me I looked like crap. She said it a lot nicer...
View ArticleLove This Sign
TweetI guess I’m not the only one who leaves her reusable bags in the car. I hope I’m not the only one who brings them in but then forgets to give them to the cashier.
View ArticleWhy Even Ask?
TweetIf you order food at any Taco Bell restaurant anywhere in the country, and I know because I’ve been to at least 6 of them, the person wearing the Brittany Spears head set will ask you at the...
View ArticleThe 43-Dollar 4300-Calorie Tub of Sour Cream
TweetWe sat down to eat some lovely Mexican lasagna for dinner when I decided I COULD. NOT. EAT. IT. without sour cream. I left the family sitting at the dinner table and ran to the grocery store to...
View ArticleTuppence Per Each Bag
TweetI’ve been trying to eat well lately. In theory I’ve been trying to eat well all my life, minus college. In practice I’ve been getting progressively better for the past 5-10 years. I’ve very...
View ArticleNovica – Review and $75 Giveaway
TweetDo you remember when I became obsessed with only buying fair trade items? Dan does. It was the year I told him exactly what I wanted for Mother’s Day but said I only wanted it if he could find it...
View ArticleSlug Friends Probably
TweetSlugs sick me out. They make me want to vomit. If you’ve never stepped on a slug with your bare feet and felt it pop, you might not be emotionally equipped to understand what it feels like to...
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